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Star Wars Social Distancing and the Coronavirus...


This is a public health announcement from 2-1B Medical Droid of the Rebel Alliance: There is a Galaxy-wide shortage of Bacta tanks so everyone in the Star Wars Galaxy must exercise social distancing in order to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus. We are recommending the following measures.

  1. Stay far enough away from others that they are unable to slice you in half with a lightsaber.

  2. Stay far enough away from Jar Jar Binks so that he can't reach you with his tongue.

  3. Don't touch droids! The coronavirus can live on metallic surfaces.

  4. Use the Force to meet virtually.

  5. Wear masks. This is why Mandalorians never take their helmets off.

  6. The more you tighten your grip on your hand sanitiser the more coronavirus molecules will slip off your fingers.

  7. If you are playing Dejarik chess then you are probably too close to someone.

  8. Always keep a box of hand tissues in your X-Wing Fighter cockpit and remember to blow and throw responsibly.

  9. Become a strange old wizard living the life of a hermit on the Jundland Wastes.

  10. Become a Sith Lord and retire to your fortress on Mustafar.

  11. Don't visit the Mos Eisley cantina even if you have a bounty to collect. Wuher's lack of personal hygiene is legendary.

  12. Don't invite bounty hunters on to your star destroyer.

  13. If you have a Life Day coming up, don't invite your friends around for a party. Use your holograph to set up a conference call.

  14. When you come out of hyperdrive make sure that you're at least a Parsec away from the nearest star destroyer.

  15. Go and self-isolate on Ahch-To where there's a life time supply of blue milk.

  16. Postpone your diplomatic mission to negotiate with the Trade Federation.

  17. Don't retreat to your country home on Kashyyyk. The Wookiees have enough problems of their own.

  18. Keep the Star Wars Galaxy safe. Stay home and watch a Trilogy or two.










All Star Wars action figures, vehicles, collectibles and Star Wars toys shown on this website are the 3.75 inch scale and from my own private Star Wars collection unless otherwise stated. Where possible original vintage accessories have been used but in some instances I have placed Kenner Star Wars figures with either reproduction weapons and accessories or for Hasbro figures close approximations have been used. This is mostly the case for modern Star Wars lightsabers where the correct item can be very difficult to identify on some ocassions. Vintage Star Wars action figures are shown with their original weapon or accessory when I have them. When a vintage Kenner action figure is shown with an accessory which is not original I have tried to point this out where possible.

All of the Star Wars action figures shown were purchased second hand, usually incomplete, and in bulk. They have been reunited with their original weapons and accessories where we could get hold of them.

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